20 Christmas jokes to make you laugh

Christmas may look a bit different this year but that doesn’t mean we cannot laugh at our favourite Christmas jokes!

What is an elf’s favourite music?

Wrap

What athlete is warmest in the winter? 

A long jumper 

What did the snowman say to the nasty carrot? 

Get out of my face

Did you hear about the man who received a Christmas card full of rice? 

It was from his Uncle Ben 

What do you call an elf that has just won the lottery? 

Welfy 

How are the elves going to clean Santa’s sleigh this year? 

With Santa-tiser

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? 

Rude-olph 

What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? 

He got 25 days

What do elves learn at school?

The elf-abet 

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket? 

He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report at school? 

He went down in history 

What Christmas carol is sung in the desert?

Oh camel be faithful 

What is a dog’s favourite Christmas present? 

A mobile bone 

Which television show is filming its Christmas special in Brussels? 

Deal or No Deal

Who is Rudolph’s favourite singer? 

Beyon-sleigh 

What does the Queen call her Christmas Day broadcast? 

The One Show 

What goes “oh, oh, oh”? 

Santa Claus walking backwards 

Who hides in the bakery on Christmas Eve? 

A mince spy

How did Scrooge win the football match? 

The ghost of Christmas passed 

What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree? 

A pineapple